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my weekend
saturday night a frat hosted their annual paint party. turns out, adding paint to the mix reduces people’s inhibitions and hinders people’s judgement.
Last year, during said paint party, I wore a pair of light grey sweats. The result, is one of my favorite items in my closet. The pants are artfully splattered with neon paint and have a perfectly placed hand print on one of the ass-cheeks. Because of this, when my friend asked to borrow them for this year’s PP, I had the following conversation with her boyfriend.
“You cannot slap the other ass cheek but you may reinforce the one already placed on the right side” to which he responded “heard you loud and clear.” LMAO. College is funny.
ask yourself....
ask yourself....
do the pros outweigh the cons?
Con
She now needs someone to lean on every time she walks.
pro
My friend ran a half marathon this weekend.
Con
Bar taco has been collecting mold on our counter ever since.
Pro
We ordered in dinner two nights ago after a long day.
Pro
My friend went to a foam party the other day.
Con
She now has a new phone due to severe water damage.