Hey everyone. Long time no talk. What’s happening? It’s my senior year and wow, so much has happened. I went to Rome, I saw David Guetta at the Brooklyn Mirage, and that’s low key it. But damn have I learned a ton since my first ever blog post two years ago. Holy shit I can NOT believe it’s been that long. This blog started as a school assignment in my Sophomore year english class and long story short, I couldn’t stop writing it, so I didn’t. Now, as a senior, my perspectives on many things have shifted. First of all, I no longer think “Holy” by Justin Bieber has the ability to end all conflict nation-wide, nor do I believe that the a-capella group on campus is my destiny and means of getting laid; however, I do still think wearing sunglasses at night and giving strangers peace signs around campus is really fucking funny. So I guess you could say I’m the exact same person just with a real ID. Ok, I’ll be serious for a sec. I do believe I have grown drastically since the beginning of college. To articulate this growth is almost impossible and is more an internal feeling than an external change, arguably much more important.

thong gone wrong

What you are currently looking at is an action shot of our entire washer and dryer unit getting wheeled out of our apartment. The culprit; a black lace thong. Let’s rewind. After about three loads of laundry our washing machine decided to not only stop working but as a “fuck you” also fill to the brim with water. Awesome! After a week consisting of multiple maintenance requests and calls to the front desk, they sent up Armando. Not all heroes wear capes. He walked into to our apartment anticipating the common tightening of a screw or jolting of a plug, but to his horror the problem was much sexier. lol. After examining our unit and entirely dismantling it he finally, dramatically if I might add, pulled out a black thong belonging to one of my roommates and goes “yup, that’ll do it.”

What students are saying

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What students are saying •

  • "I had no idea my pants were down"

  • "just got randomly selected off the roster in my class of 120 people to introduce myself...like was handed a microphone"

  • "my professor just told us to embrace chat gpt"

  • "i am so sick and fucking tired of talking about casablanca"

stay happy and breathe

Hope you enjoyed. Talk to you soon.