This week I’ve felt rather uninspired. Don’t get me wrong, funny shit has happened since last time we talked, I just don’t feel motivated to write about any of it in particular. Hence, the end-of-the-week post. Normally when I don’t know what to write about I start spewing my random thoughts and see what I like. So here goes nothing: Anyone else feel so behind? Like, you feel as though everyone around you has their shit together but you? Yeah. Can’t relate. Just kidding, imagine I said that. I definitely feel behind. As a senior in college, I am supposed to know exactly what I want to do, yet I still have no idea. How do I know where to start when I am unsure where I want to end? Pause - just waved to someone in class and they didn’t see - un-pause. Anyways, yeah, I’m lost and you’re not alone. 

anal to break the ice

In class today, we were given a list of acts and were told to  rank (0-100) each one on how “deviant” we think it is. 0 being not deviant at all and 100 being extremely deviant. The list began with acts that were simple like “cheating on a test” and “kissing multiple people in a weekend.” Pretty easy to rank. But then randomly it would be like, “pre-marital anal sex.” How fucking funny is that. 8:00 am. My intrusive thoughts obviously got involved and were like “what if I was just like…2,” like, “I think anal sex is a 2 if I had to say.” WHAT AN ICE BREAKER. 

easy college recipe

you’re currently looking at chicken nuggets that have been left in the oven for over three hours. yum!

  • "in the past the socialists used to publicly humiliate the social leader in front of their followers by making them drink castor oil so they shit themselves…..I might try that I didn’t know castor oil was a natural laxative"

    Local Genius

  • "I've been so horny the past two days idk how to control myself"

    Average College Student

  • "why are you obsessed with his balls"

    Random College Student

If you’re an introvert you’ll understand the following sensation: you’re in a room full of people and you pull your sweatshirt over your head. There’s a split second of time in which you are covered by your sweatshirt, safe from social obligation, and it’s the best feeling in the world. It only lasts a second before social norms force you to pull that sweatshirt down and resume as usual. But that one second where you can relax your face muscles and are free from any judgement is exhilarating. The concept of being alone in a room full of people is special, even if it’s just for a mili-second. As social beings in nature, it’s interesting that some crave solidarity while others crave external stimulation. Full disclosure, I have no point to this. Just thinking out loud. I hope you had a very fulfilling and happy week. talk to you soon. 

stay happy and breathe.