for a lot of colleges around the u.s. it is sorority rush season. to put it simply, all you need to know is there’s a lot of singing and synchronized cheering and clapping. it is also taken incredibly seriously. yesterday, during the final round of recruitment, i had to pee so i quickly ran to the bathroom during one of my two minute breaks. for context, this bathroom is located on the main floor and is the one that every single person relies on for the entire day. for more context, I am currently on my period so, natrually, i mindlessly took my tampon out and flushed it. im sure you can see where this is going. toilet = clogged, time = non-existent, and pressure = on. i quickly looked around and found a plunger. i hiked up my dress and began putting my all into plunging this fucking toilet. if you’re not already laughing at this i need you to imagine 100’s of girls singing and cheering completely oblivious to me hunched over sweating while plunging a toilet in the other room. insanely classic and incredibly feminine.